
I thought this blog needed something cute after the last couple of posts!

Lord,
Help us not to talk too much -
Because talking too much is like driving too fast.
Sometimes the brakes are not good.
And we pass by the place where we intended to stop.
When we talk too much,
We know we go beyond the truth and we lie.
We also know that
Speaking too much derails us from life's track.From "God is No Stranger"
Nic: We saw so many things on our way here.Caitlin then wanted to draw. Of course I always have a notepad in my Bible (and I always take my Bible to church) so I was happy to loan my notepad to her. Here is what the little first grader wrote:
Me: You did?
Nic: Yeah (big smile)
Me: What?
Nic: I fordot! (forgot)
I'm thinking "how sweet."You are the best.
She's my new BFF!You are cute.
Now wait a minute kid! I'll send you back to your mother if you keep this up!You are very fat.
I don't think so!You are my dad.
Hmmmm....You are my mom.
Okay, so she wasn't writing about me, just writing what she knows!My name is KK.

How To Be A Good Wife
How To Be A Good Husband
(The following is an excerpt from a 1950s high school home economics textbook)
(from Kathy McElhaney’s Y2K marriage handbook)
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal - - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is a part of the warm welcome needed.
Be on time for dinner. Plan ahead, if you know you have a last minute meeting, send your wife an email. This is a way of letting her know that you have been thinking about her and are concerned about her needs. Most women rush home from a busy day in the office and the thought of preparing a 15 minute meal is the last thing they want to do, especially if it’s going to sit on the stove for an hour, getting cold.
Prepare Yourself. Take fifteen minutes to rest so that you will be refreshed when he arrives. Wash your face, pinch your cheeks, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
Prepare Yourself. Realize that your wife will be work-weary – she must make the choice of cooking dinner or fixing herself up for your arrival – she can’t do both!
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.
Clear away the clutter. She really appreciates it when you take the trash out before the whole house smells. As you go through the house, don’t drop your briefcase on the couch and the paper on the floor. If the house is not as orderly as you would like, feel free to pick up some of your mess.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
Offer to pickup the children. If you’ll take the time to get the kids from daycare your wife will have a few more minutes to get dinner ready. Of course, if you’re not there by 6:00, be prepared to pay $1.00 a minute late, per child. They are little treasures and you did have a part in bringing them into the world.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.
Ignore the noise. Since you’ve both been gone all day, expect the noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to yell outside. Be happy to see her. Greet her with a warm smile and be glad to see her.
Some “do nots”: Don’t greet him with problems and complaints. Don’t complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest that he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange a pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
Some “do nots”: Don’t greet her with problems and complaints. Don’t complain she is late getting dinner on the table. Count this as minor compared to what she might have gone through that day. Make yourself useful. Set the table, or even offer to finish cooking so she can sit down for a few minutes. Don’t start eating whatever is available, even if you are starving – she is too. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. If you can get through dinner, dishes and homework, you both might be able relax and unwind.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
Listen to her. You may have a dozen things to tell her, but the moment of your arrival is not the time. Let her talk first.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other pleasant entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to unwind and relax.
Make the evening hers. Never complain if she does not make dinner and you need to go out – the food’s probably better anyway. Try to understand her world of strain and pressure, her need to unwind and relax.
The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax in body and spirit.
The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where you both can relax in body and spirit.
My portion was all written in jest and a heavy dose of sarcasm, except the final line: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where you both can relax in body and spirit.

Lord,
We don't get mangoes from an avocado tree
And we don't get corn from the banana plant.
We produce what we are.
Help us to be what You need produced.




"Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing."I am now in Exodus in my daily Bible reading. Chapter 33 tells of the Lord speaking face to face with Moses, verse 15-16 says:
"And he said unto him, If thy presence go not with me, carry us not up hence. For wherein shall it be known here that I and thy people have found grace in thy sight? is it not in that thou goest with us? so shall we be separated, I and thy people, from all the people that are upon the face of the earth."Those two passages collided in my mind! I've heard many messages from 1 Corinthians 13, going and doing just for the sake of going and doing, without love in our lives. But we can't have real love without His presence! All of our busyness will profit us nothing without His presence. When we find grace in His sight, then we can go forward, knowing His presence is with us. We love the unlovable because of His presence. There are all kinds of love, and we're hearing a lot about it this week, but the love that makes a difference is the love that is accompanied with His presence.


I personally LOVE getting flowers. I know, they are just going to die. I normally am very logical about this kind of stuff, but when it comes to flowers, I am mush.



These little guys are only 1 point each - and they taste good. Dip 'em in

The story below is from The Moral Compass by William J. Bennett. I used it in the Youth Sunday School class this week and felt it was worth sharing here as well.
Saint Philip Neri, a beloved priest of sixteenth-century Rome, was sought out by the rich and poor, the noble and common people alike, for his ability to look into hearts and minds. This story demonstrates his wisdom.
The Tongue and How to Use It
Saint Philip said: ‘My daughter, you do wrong to speak ill of others, and I order you to perform penance. You must buy a fowl in the market. Then walk out of town, and as you go along the road pull the feathers from the bird and scatter them. Do not stop until you have plucked every feather. When you have done this, come back and tell me.’
She said to herself that this was a very singular punishment to suffer. But she made no objection. She bought the fowl, walked out, and plucked the feathers as she had been bidden. Then she went to Saint Philip and reported what she had done.
‘My daughter,’ said the Saint, ‘you have carried out the first part of the penance. Now there is a second part.’
‘Yes, Father?’
‘You must now go back the way you came and pick up all the feathers.’
‘But, Father, this cannot be done. By this time the wind has blown them all ways. I might pick up some, but I could not possibly gather up all.’
‘Quite true, my daughter. And is it not so with the unwise words that you let fall? Have you not often dropped idle tales from your lips, and have they not gone this way and that, carried from mouth to mouth until they are quite beyond you? Could you possibly follow them, and recall them if you wanted to do so?’
‘No, Father.’
‘Then, my daughter, when you are inclined to say unkind things about your neighbor, close your lips. Do not scatter these light and evil feathers by the wayside.'
Now there's always somebody talking 'bout me, really I don't mindMovie stars and famous athletes live not far from us. They drive their $100,000+ cars, park them in 6 car garages of multi-million dollar homes, with views of the ocean, guest houses, entertainment rooms, and entire staffs. To the world, they have it all, but without God, they just have much.
They always stop, and try to block my progress, most of the time!
But the mean things they say, they don't make me feel sad,
I can't lose a friend that I never had!
I've got the Lord! and that's enough, that's enough, that's enough!
He raised me! (that's enough!)
And he saved me! (that's enough!)
He bought me! (that's enough!)
He taught me! (that's enough!)
He's my keeper! (that's enough!)
He's my God! (that's enough!)
And I can feel Him walkin right by my side!
I've got the Lord (the Lord)
I've got the Lord (the Lord)
I've got the Lord (the Lord)
I've got the Lord (the Lord)
I've got the Lord! And that's enough, that's enough, that's enough!
So many times, when I didn't have a dime,
Couldn't call on nobody but the Lord!
You know He heard my plea, came to see about me,
He's my all in all!
Now when they pushed me down, He picked me up,
He stands by me when the going gets rough
I've got the Lord! and that's enough, that's enough, that's enough!

8 Then Pharaoh called for Moses and Aaron, and said, Intreat the LORD, that he may take away the frogs from me, and from my people; and I will let the people go, that they may do sacrifice unto the LORD.Tomorrow? You're willing to wait until tomorrow, Pharaoh? I can just imagine the conversation between Pharaoh and his wife...9 And Moses said unto Pharaoh, Glory over me: when shall I intreat for thee, and for thy servants, and for thy people, to destroy the frogs from thee and thy houses, that they may remain in the river only?
10 And he said, To morrow. And he said, Be it according to thy word: that thou mayest know that there is none like unto the LORD our God.
Wife: Pharaoh, you've got to do something about these frogs! They're everywhere, they're making me crazy!
Pharaoh: I've already talked to Moses and Aaron, they're taking care of it.
Wife: When? How much longer will I have to suffer in such a manner?
Pharaoh: Tomorrow.
Wife: Couldn't they have done it today? Why didn't you command them to do it immediately?
Pharaoh: Well.... ummm... they would have done it today, but I told them tomorrow.
Wife: What?? (I picture Pharaoh's wife picking up dead frogs and throwing them at him at this point!!)

The DeMerchants arrived in Manaus, Brazil on October 29, 1965. They knew no one in town and didn't speak the language. Today there are over 650 churches, 40,000 saints, and 35 Bible schools in the Amazon Basin!!!