Looking for Chapstick

The other day I was in Don Quijote.  Along with groceries, I needed chapstick.  After searching a few aisles, I spotted an employee and asked where I would find chapstick.  "Single or packages?" he asked.  "It doesn't matter."  "There they are..." 

Haha!  Not quite what I had in mind!  The poor guy was so embarrassed.  I eventually did find chapstick, but what a difference a letter makes!