Really?!?

Our phone rang a little while ago.  I said hello.  Pause.  Click.  "Hello?"  Pause.  "Oh, hello..."  Typical telemarketer, I could hear others in the background.  But today was a new one, after saying hello several times, the woman on the other end said:

"Sorry, I didn't hear you.  I'm hard of hearing."

Hahaha!  I think she's definitely in need of a career change!